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JOKES LIST

TOP 10 JOKES

A captain was teaching a new recruit how to use a parachute .
The recruit enquired : ' What if the parachute does not open ?'
The officer answered : 'In that case return to me, I would give you another.'

                                                                                                                                                Naveen Kumar, Vijayawada

A Boy gave a Lotus to his Girlfriend the Girlfriend gave in return a Slap on his face.
 The Boy was surprised and asked his Girlfriend about her action.
The Girlfriend replied you gave me Lotus a symbol of B.J.P. So I gave you a slap with my palm which is a symbol of Congress.

                                                                                                                Kavitha , Vijayawada

A man, showing off his knoweldge to another, asked if he knew what shape the world was.
"I don't know," said the second. "Give me a clue."
"It is the same shape as the buttons on my jacket," said the first.
"Square," said the second.
"That is my Sunday jacket," said the first. "I meant my weekday jacket Now what shape is the world?"
"Square on Sunday, round on weekdays," said the second man.

                                                                                                                           Suresh, Eluru

What rooms has no floor, ceiling, windows or doors?
A mushroom.
                                                                                                                Kiran, Vijayawada

In the corridor of a government office was a signboard rading "Don't make a noise."
someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up."
                                                                                                     Muralidhar, Vijayawada

Boy : I'm not rich and I don't have a big car  like Ramesh, but I really love you.
Girl : I love you too, but tell me more about Ramesh!

                                                                                                               Ravi, Vijayawada

First man:     I don't know what to get my wife for our wedding anniversary.
Second man: Why don't you ask her what she wants?
First man:     I don't want to spend that much!

                                                                                                                       Sasi, Kanuru

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 : Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?                               
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

                                                                                                                  Dinesh, Hyderabad

  A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'.
That ended the husband's witticisms.

                                                                                                                Bharathi, Hyderabad

An AD for a laundry : We do not tear your clothes with machinery .
We do it carefully by hand.

                                                                                                             Shiva, Tenali.
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